Done

It would appear from my stats that the bat-shit crazy relative who has been trying to ruin my life since September last year has found this blog. Consequently I find myself reluctant to share anything here. So I'm going to stop.

I might start up elsewhere - if you actually know me send me an email and I'll let you know where.

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Iron Lady lost in Russian translation

Margaret Thatcher depicted as a Hitler-admiring leader who wants to destroy the working class in a pirated version of the film The Iron Lady.

Notes on time

If you've tried to be clever by arranging all your appointments on the same day but have been held up at the optician, which is going to make you late for the dentist, so you're haring along the road worrying because you haven't had the chance to brush your teeth or do any of the normal maintenance you would do before visiting the dentist, and you have to stop for a red light, be advised that you absolutely do not have time to floss before those lights go green.

Notes on Paint

This paint is terrible. It's incredibly time consuming and difficult to apply, the cover is patchy and, by god, it stinks something awful.In comparison, this cost £10 from the clearance bin. It's quick and easy to apply, gives good coverage and it doesn't stink.To be honest, the not stinking bit is the most important feature.

Vintage horror

Lots of H. P. Lovecraft short stories available to read for free here: http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/sources/ogut.asp